Sorry, due to lack of staff and lack of maintenance, we have to inform you that from now on an indeterminate schedule will enter into force for the moon. Thus the moon will be visible in each phase only half of its current time and the change of tide and tide will be reduced to once a day. We understand that this may cause some inconvenience to our users, but since the daily council of the Milky Way System has decided to halve our subsidies and is becoming less and less interested in the appointment as a lunar spirit, because there is more to be earned on other planets and the young lunar spirits are moving away to popular destinations such as Mars and Venus, coupled with the ageing population, there is simply too little staff to perform all the moon's movements and responsibilities safely. Partly because of the declining investments in the moon, the system is also so outdated that the moon will also have to close for several hours a day until the necessary maintenance has taken place. We've found a research firm willing to find out the most pressing issues. After their findings are known to us, a committee to be called upon to consider the steps to be taken. Of course, we are obliged to put the outsourcing of repairs in an open tendering round in accordance with the procedures of the Milky Way system and within its agreement with the Intergalactic Community of which it is a member into the universal market. Afterwards, the offers of the many respondents will have to be looked at by a body for the restructuring of the moon, to be set up, called simply OTHVDM, so that the
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